A Christmas Story

by Ben on December 2, 2008

in Humour

Hello! Thanks for dropping by. Its great to see you. This is a personal blog of Benson John, a 29 year old interior designer / photographer / 3D visualizer / music & movie lover living in Melbourne, Australia. This blog is a personal and growing archive of links, rambles, rants, thoughts, ideas, anecdotes and random musings - as well as an array of projects I have worked, or am working, on. It is also a place to gather some of the author's assorted web activities, like photos, links and music. You may want to subscribe to Morph8's RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

santa A Christmas Story

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out. Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.’

‘Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Mumbai Terrorized

by Ben on November 27, 2008

in Events

Last night, Mumbai was attacked by a terrorist outfit calling itself the Deccan Mujahideen. They planned and executed a series of synchronized attacks and bomb attacks on Thursday evening. And the difference, this time around is the targetting of tourists’ and tourist hot-spots. They were looking to target American and British tourists in particular, according to various eye-witness accounts. The Times of India reports about 80 dead and over 900 injured as I write this post.

Mumbai Terrorist

One of the 20-25 year old Mumbai terrorist

You can watch a live video feed here.

India has now reached an altogther heightened terror-ridden status today. It had been beseiged by attack after attack for the past few years, with most believed to have been carried out by Islamic terrorists. Although a few suspected Hindu extremists have also been arrested for being suspected to be behind the attacks.

A shocking, horrible day for Mumbai and India.

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TiVo orders you a pizza in Australia

by Ben on November 25, 2008

in Gadgets

Now what could be more apt for a “couch potato“! TV on your schedule and junk food when you get down to watch it… Sensational. I saw this story of a feature which will soon be added to TiVos in Australia. Although in all honesty, I don’t endorse the lifestyle being hinted at here. But still, being able to order pizzas while watching TV, makes it such a fascinating talking point anyway!

tivo-hd-dvr TiVo orders you a pizza in Australia

I had a phase, not too long ago, when I’d been an online-pizza-ordering bloke, when Meenal was in India at the beginning of this year. And I preferred it mostly because it saved me a long boring chat about the gazillion options I had with any and every order. It was, for lack of a better word, ‘convenient’. And that is where I think this TiVo feature would hit a sweet spot.

And oh, it is a massive plus too, when you don’t have much to sell about the TiVo down under.

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A 3 Minute Management Course

by Ben on November 24, 2008

in Humour

I’d be the first to say, I’m not much of a forward-er (umm, spammer) and not really keen on getting them. But then, once in a while you come across these gems…

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,

‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves…

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ … ‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great!’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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